By MARINE JABBOUR
Time to read: less than 30 sec
(A Rare Recording of Two Aliens Resting on Neptune)
Alien 1: I want to become an influencer
Alien 2: Drink your coffee
Alien 1: Brooo I want to become an influencer!!
Alien 2: Drink your coffee-tea-coffee-tea
Alien 1: HEYY I am a SERIOUS Alien!
Alien 2: Fine. How many followers do you have?
Alien 1: Veeery Good question. That’s SO old-fashioned!!! You talk like earth creatures!
Alien 2: Yea .. those have loooots of followers
Alien 1: Um, what should I do then to be like them??
Alien 2: You have to provide value to the conversation
Alien 1: Like “Kim Kardash“. does?
Alien 2: That’s it
Alien 1: (Tears)