Want To Feel Old? Shrek (2001) turns 20 today.

Yeah, you read that right. Shrek (2001) turned twenty, today! Feel old yet? Shrek has graduated high school. Shrek is in it’s sophomore year of college. Shrek is old enough to legally get married, although it shouldn’t, but it can. Shrek can buy cigarettes and lottery tickets. Shrek is a year away from being able to drink alcohol in the United States. In fact, it can buy alcohol at this point in most countries. Shrek can vote! God! Where does the time go? I remember when Shrek was just a little baby! No, it’s all grown up. Oh no, now I’m crying. At least Shrek 2 (2004) is still a baby- What? Shrek 2 is SEVENTEEN? Shrek 2 can drive? It’s applying for college? It’s taking the SATs? Oh… Oh… I need to sit down… It’s all too much… time needs to stop…

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